Nig-Gate
The Black Informant was able to secretly obtain copies of the former president Bill Clinton’s upcoming series of speeches geared towards African-Americans. It seems that it is a rough draft. Again, this is a Black Informant world exclusive.
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I say to you my black niggas brothers and sisters, the big white house is at stake this election season. That Yank G.W. Bush is no friend to our plantation cause. Just as you have blindly supported me, I ask that you will do the same for your new Massa President, John Kerry. Sure, he doesn’t play the saxaphone, or live in the hood like the rest of us black folk, but He will do good by you. He has given me his word that he will keep you in your place hope alive, because like me, he realizes that you are too ignorant to do it for yourselves freedom is to be enjoyed by all people. That is why he has asked me to join him on this quest, because it seems that some of you are getting confused who to vote for just need a little encouragement. After I gave him the 411 on the black mind explained to him the importance of addressing the needs of African-Americans, he then had a better understanding of the task at hand. I asked for some insight from the NAACP on what to do. They told us that the the fear of Jim Crow works every time we needed to reassure you that the DNC will not take your vote for granted. In other words, scare the niggas to vote for you.
So please make sure you vote for Massa your future President, John Kerry. He will make sure that the plantation America is safe. And remember, he has a plan whip.
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The above was clearly meant to be funny. The DNC’s assertion that Blacks are too confused and need some assurance from a white man ( I’m sorry, the first Black president) that it is ok to vote for Kerry is not funny at all. I can appreciate the fact that, like any competition you want to pull out all of your big guns. But the truth of the matter is, Blacks that are changing their minds about voting Democratic are doing so after giving it much thought. Clinton is no Saviour of Black people (even though to some, he is). Blacks also realize that regardless of what Clinton may say, he is not the one that is running for president.
