You know you’re stank when…
(wbir.com) Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.
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The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition. (more…)
You see, what she should have done was to #1. Crack it, #2. Walk away, #3. Come back to her seat and act as though someone else did it.
Not that I have done it or anything :)!
